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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look, I'm an economist. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."  

有一天一个男孩过马路,这时有只青蛙朝他叫唤,对他说:“如果你亲我一下,我就会变成美丽的公主。”。男孩弯下腰,把青蛙捡起来放进了自己的口袋。青蛙又开口了,说:“如果你亲我把我变回美丽的公主,我就和你共度一个星期。”男孩儿把青蛙拿出来,微笑着看看它,然后又放回口袋里。青蛙叫嚷道:“如果你亲了我把我变回美丽的公主,我就和你呆在一起,做任何你想做的事。”男孩儿又把青蛙拿出来,笑笑,然后又放回自己口袋里。最后,青蛙不解地问:“你怎么回事?我都告诉你了,我是一个美丽的公主,我会陪你一个星期,做任何你想做的事,你问什么就不想亲我呢?”。男孩儿说:“你看,我吧,是个经济学家,没时间陪女朋友,但是一个会说话的青蛙还是不错的。”

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